dareeldeel:
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meladoodle:
my sense of humour has been described as “oh god..” and “please stop this is a funeral”
mirukaku:
one time this kid sneezed in class and i said “goodnight”
imgoingtomymindpalacenow:
babyferaligator:
without nipples boobs would just be buttcheeks that dont poop
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teenager:
I'm being cyber bullied
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school counselor:
nigga just walk away from the screen like nigga close your eyes haha
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me:
avoids getting in the shower
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me:
avoids getting in the shower
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me:
avoids getting in the shower
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me:
avoids getting in the shower
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me:
gets in the shower
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me:
i have ARRIVED IN PARADISE AND I SHALL NEVER LEAVE
forensic-dragons:
narfnin:
awesomephilia:
Whiteboards are remarkable.
I HAD TO REBLOG THIS A SECOND TIME BECAUSE I JUST REALIZED ITS A PUN AND NOW I FEEL STUPID
I didn’t realize it was a pun until it was pointed out, I just thought 23,000 people were really passionate about whiteboards
ac-ronym:
i hate it when some people snatch your phone or wallet or anything similar and start casually looking through it and pointing out stupid shit like “why do you have no games on your phone” or “why do you have a 3 year old bus ticket in your wallet” like piss off, why cant i have a 3 year old bus ticket in my wallet? rude bitch.
davidbyrne:
sometimes human males have these nice faces and it’s so stressful
Interesting words
wvnderbar:
“may” contain nudity? either it does or it doesn’t don’t waste my fucking time
insanedreaming:
ugh perfect x
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