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I won't cry for you, my mascara is too expensive.


i-nstadeluxe:

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apatheticghost:

my dad just yelled “IT SOUNDS LIKE YOURE MAKING OUT WITH SOMEONE YOU BETTER NOT HAVE A BOY IN THERE”

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fuckme-bradtollman:

real nigga problems



ticklishbutts:

the Cold War is basically just the United State and the Soviet Union saying how big of a penis they have but when it comes down to it neither of them  actually want to flash the other to show for fear the other actually does have a bigger penis





ruthlessamor:

ayellowbirds:

punishandenslavesuckers:

There is a real actual Spiderman comic where he pretends this is his power and the bad guys drop their weapons and give up. XD And it makes me happy. 

Here it is:

No one can ever say spiderman is not the best superhero of all time.

No one.



shadow-of-a-whisper:

thetardisbabe:

A summary of Supernatural


commanderinqueef:

*cracks knuckles*

*opens microsoft word*

*takes 30 min break*




lepreas:

me waking up in the morning with my lover





I snort when I laugh, and I drink too much coffee.





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